Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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