he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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