I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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