i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Houston, we have a blender
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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