I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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