eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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