he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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