dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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