I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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