And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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