bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
you traded sex for a burrito?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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