I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
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