Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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