Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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