Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Your cock deserves a montage
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Randomize
