Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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