he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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