I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
He has the fingertips of a God
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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