i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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