sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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