my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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