I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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