honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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