Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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