Have you finally orgasmed yet?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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