with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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