I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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