Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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