watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
The air taste purple.
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