Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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