People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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