Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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