Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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