Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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