the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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