he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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