i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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