I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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