I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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