I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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