Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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