ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
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