whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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