If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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