It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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