also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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