i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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