Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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