i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
