Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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